Fresh from the oven.
A weird little cast of characters from a strange retro bakery. We draw them, they misbehave, and it all goes up on the feed.
AI concepts. Our artist draws the finals — your picks are the mood board.
Twenty-five flights a day earns a ticket toward about 20 whitelist spots. House rules & how the draw works.
Everybody rises differently.
Some came out sweet. Some came out strange. A couple stayed in the oven too long and we kept them anyway.
Everybody rises differently.
Some came out sweet. Some came out strange. A couple stayed in the oven too long and we kept them anyway.
Thousands of ways to get weird.
Hats, faces, flavors, fits. Every Doughie is built from hand-drawn traits, and the community gets a say in which ones make the cut.
The Fresh Batch
We’re baking a full batch of one-of-a-kind Doughies out of these traits. If it grows into something bigger, the regulars hear about it first.
Handcrafted Traits
Every trait is hand-drawn, one at a time.
Unique Personalities
No two act alike. Some barely behave.
Art First
No countdowns, no promises. The art leads.
What’s baking?
The Characters
New Doughies keep showing up on the feed. Come meet them as they land.
The Recipe Book
We post trait experiments and the community votes on what stays in.
The Fresh Batch
If the batch ever leaves the oven, it’s because the art earned it.
The Lore
Memes, comics, little stories. The world grows as fast as we can draw it.
✦ No roadmap and no promises. Just a bakery that keeps posting.
Four doors. Pick yours.
Everything here is free to try and none of it needs a wallet to start. Here’s what’s behind each one.
The Tasting Flight
Pick which trait concepts you’d want a real artist to draw. Four at a time, a few seconds each. Your picks are the mood board.
Anyone · No walletThe Game Room
Today’s game, one play a day. Earn punches on your card and turn up on the Wall as a regular.
Anyone · Connect XThe Bake-Off
Head-to-head rounds where the community votes a winner. Drop in whenever a round is running.
Anyone · No walletThe Catering Counter
Collabs and community orders. Write a ticket, take your stub, and the kitchen reads every one.
Projects & communitiesThe bakery is better when it’s crowded.
The feed is where it all happens.
New art, trait votes, and whatever the regulars talk us into next.
Official channels open soon — announcements land right here first.
Step into the Game Room.
The diner runs every day, minted or not. Play the daily special, bake memes, and earn your spot on the wall.
The Daily Special
One mini-game a day — a doughie hunt, a kitchen quiz, a taste test, or a recipe. Every win punches your card, and streaks earn badges.
Pull up a stool →The Counter
Four trait concepts, pick your favourite, do it again. Ten a day earns a ticket toward about 20 whitelist spots. AI concepts — our artist draws the finals, so your picks are the mood board.
Taste the traits →The Bake-Off
Anything starring a Doughie. Bake a meme in the Meme Machine — no art skills needed — and the judges crown weekly winners with whitelist spots.
Enter this week’s →
The Regulars Wall
Winners and card-carrying regulars get pinned up for good — polaroids, badges, streaks and all. Nobody goes up without asking.
See who’s up →Everything’s free to play. Wins follow your X handle — no wallet needed until there’s something to claim. The Counter’s ticket math and its draw are written out in full in the house rules.
Ask the baker.
Something’s rising.
Drop your email and we’ll tell you the moment the next batch is out of the oven. No spam, just the good stuff.
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